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Man or woman?

Today, after working out and feeling really confident, I entered a mixed wrestling competition. My first match was against a woman who was over a foot taller than me. She managed to easily lift me over her head and toss me out of the ring within seconds. Confidence: gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15957) - you deserved it (6690)

On 11/12/2012 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Sounds like you were head over heels for her.

#3 - On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am by RealZA

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Maybe it's time to hit the books.

#2 - On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am by Beeftinkle

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