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Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18560) - you deserved it (3749)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm - misc - by afraidofcans - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like a much more rational fear now.

#2 - On 10/23/2012 at 4:26pm by slick5880

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Has anyone ever told you not to touch the edge of the metal lid?

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 4:26pm by vElectrixx

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