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Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6238) - you deserved it (20361)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:29am - misc - by inthefamily (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite

#2 - On 10/23/2012 at 1:01pm by Hidur

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Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?

#7 - On 10/23/2012 at 1:06pm by twinny_sc

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