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Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Your life doesn't suck. HER life sucks, on account of her being a total bitch.
I don't think that cashier realizes just how close she was to being killed on the spot.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 28 January 2015