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Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (4787)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

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I wish you luck good sir.

#2 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:49pm by mikepzz

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Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.

#4 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:50pm by have_a_moment

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