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Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48631) - you deserved it (1786)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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What the legit fuck!

#1 - On 10/22/2012 at 10:08am by Voldy

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Probably one of the only times where you would wish it were a bag of fourteen dead kittens instead.

#13 - On 10/22/2012 at 10:13am by ManInTheMachine

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