Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Suit up and get those bastards.

    #2 - On 10/17/2012 at 5:36pm by Kiki242

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  • you make them sound like evil genius', also I hope your stings get better, try holding some folded kitchen towel soaked in cold water on them.

    #1 - On 10/17/2012 at 5:36pm by ArmadilloW

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