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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18851) - you deserved it (4576)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

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That's brilliant

#1 - On 10/17/2012 at 6:02am by doubleddun

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HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

#2 - On 10/17/2012 at 6:02am by IconicLemon

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