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Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23181) - you deserved it (7428)

On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

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These are the moments when being quiet is the best way out of a dangerous situation

#7 - On 10/02/2012 at 10:10am by ant1078

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Sounds like she woke up on the wrong side of the pillow.

#3 - On 10/02/2012 at 10:05am by LouAMT51B

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