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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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On 09/14/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

#3 - On 09/14/2012 at 1:00pm by melonrind

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#14 - On 09/14/2012 at 1:06pm by Klefhomacked

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