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Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9105) - you deserved it (19807)

On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Your mum was being nice to you!!! How could you be mean like that for no reason?!?!

#4 - On 08/16/2012 at 6:59am by pbonham

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Just wow, sounds psychotic to me.

#1 - On 08/16/2012 at 6:57am by LGuard

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