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Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
Do you wear the same size? Because it's always nice to have someone to share shoes with.
Hahaha, I don't know who got the shittiest end of the stick: you, your boyfriend or your sister.
That'll be some awkward family conversations. Good luck.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015