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Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24546) - you deserved it (1996)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)

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IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOAAAAHOHOH

#4 - On 08/03/2012 at 3:13am by mrghdfy76

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Flying high... Grounded... See what he did there?

#10 - On 08/03/2012 at 3:16am by OfficialJSmooth

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