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Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (3216)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well, at least you didn't get your logic from her. Clearly, you are the smarter lass.

#1 - On 07/26/2012 at 6:01am by KBeatz

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I'm sorry, but your mother is an idiot. Or she is in denial. Either one will work.

#2 - On 07/26/2012 at 6:01am by officeradvil

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