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Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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If you are that dumb, you don't need beer

#2 - On 07/23/2012 at 8:51pm by stuner56

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I guess next time you'll try using it on an ugly cashier. YDI

#1 - On 07/23/2012 at 8:50pm by BigMatt803

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