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I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (1988)

On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States

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Annoying little fuckers aren't they?

#2 - On 07/19/2012 at 12:54pm by _Oblivion_

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At least you don't have to cut the grass for a while

#3 - On 07/19/2012 at 12:55pm by ohcoolstorybro

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