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Today, I was at the mall with my friend, when an old lady walked up to us. She looked at my friend and said, "My dear, you're gorgeous! I bet all the boys want you!" She then shot me a brief look and walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18487) - you deserved it (1590)

On 07/11/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by uglygurl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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That's why I always hang out with people uglier than me.

#4 - On 07/11/2012 at 6:10pm by jkmartinjk

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You're so much more gorgeous that you left her speechless.

#5 - On 07/11/2012 at 6:10pm by obsydian

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