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Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24975) - you deserved it (2796)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

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and im eating spiderwebs to turn into spiderman.

#3 - On 06/20/2012 at 5:54pm by cayytee

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Anger management.com needed

#1 - On 06/20/2012 at 5:54pm by atitud3

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