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Today, I decided not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19279) - you deserved it (4301)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

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That's the thing with wearing make up all the time: no one appreciates your true beauty since they're all used to the fake you :( fyl OP

#2 - On 06/16/2012 at 6:19am by astoryofroses

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"No sweetheart, but you will be!"
*punch*

#3 - On 06/16/2012 at 6:21am by Betz

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