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Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9341) - you deserved it (25783)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:15pm - misc - by cock sauce (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

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Swap her birth control with tic tacs.

#3 - On 06/09/2012 at 7:53pm by btstig

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What the fuck? What kind of sister would do that? At least you've got a reason for payback, OP

#1 - On 06/09/2012 at 7:50pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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