Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

by cock sauce / 06/09/2012 at 5:15pm / Switzerland (Luzern) / Miscellaneous

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  • Swap her birth control with tic tacs.

    #3 - On 06/09/2012 at 7:53pm by btstig

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  • What the fuck? What kind of sister would do that? At least you've got a reason for payback, OP

    #1 - On 06/09/2012 at 7:50pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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