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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15077) - you deserved it (40805)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

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It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

#1 - On 06/09/2012 at 6:34am by n3rdzgotskillz

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seems you should've been more specific.

#3 - On 06/09/2012 at 6:34am by TheMans108

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