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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.

#1 - On 06/08/2012 at 6:59am by NYCBOII123

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Wow.. What a thriller ;)

#6 - On 06/08/2012 at 7:02am by xodenisenicole

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