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Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21326) - you deserved it (2110)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

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You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.

#7 - On 06/07/2012 at 11:53pm by TheFamilyElf

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When he gets up and offers you his chair, don't take it! D:

#4 - On 06/07/2012 at 11:52pm by NoorFML

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