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Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.
When he gets up and offers you his chair, don't take it! D:
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014