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Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

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Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 10:55am by scottb

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Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:15pm by yotsu

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