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Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10471) - you deserved it (16496)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:50pm - misc - by jenny2989 - United States

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At least your phones ok.

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 3:00am by supimnyancat

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...Your couch must be pretty damn heavy considering you couldn't nudge it back just slightly enough to get your arm out. That or it's nailed to the floor?...

#12 - On 06/07/2012 at 3:10am by hecallsmedarlin

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