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Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19001) - you deserved it (4314)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

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Jenna marbles

#8 - On 06/05/2012 at 6:46pm by snowman34542

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What a bitch.

Badum-tsh.

#1 - On 06/05/2012 at 6:42pm by dogpup4

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