Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

by kay / 06/01/2012 at 5:08pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Miscellaneous

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  • Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.

    #5 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:57pm by melikeyturtles

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  • Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.

    #6 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:57pm by ICastillo

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