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Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23629) - you deserved it (3774)

On 06/01/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by kay (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.

#5 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:57pm by melikeyturtles

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Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.

#6 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:57pm by ICastillo

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