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Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML
Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.
Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016