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Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML


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On 06/01/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.

#4 - On 06/01/2012 at 8:16pm by Ch0sen

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Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!

#2 - On 06/01/2012 at 8:16pm by tennisrapper1

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