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Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.
Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!
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Friday 5 February 2016