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Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10710) - you deserved it (27910)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by LtlCheeseburger (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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FYL! Did you have to pay for it?

#1 - On 05/31/2012 at 5:01pm by Dimence

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Why would you think you could fit in it if it is a size smaller? YDI.

#4 - On 05/31/2012 at 5:02pm by golfer_boi

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