Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19022) - you deserved it (2048)
On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Ismellbacon also deserved itToday, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some…
Are you sleeping with my husband?
#16 - On 05/14/2012 at 6:26am by Zaxnu
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That really doesn't sound like a good time.
#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 5:47am by shayshayshazam
+29 | 14
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