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Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6043) - you deserved it (19959)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

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How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 2:28am by TheRuined

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Thanks for clearing that up.

#7 - On 05/14/2012 at 2:30am by Jf770

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