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Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (3578)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Golden Shower

#2 - On 05/13/2012 at 1:30pm by Tuesdaythe10th

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I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions!

Who was there?
Why was he there?
What did you do?
Did you still pee?
Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor?

I need answers!

#20 - On 05/13/2012 at 1:37pm by DocBastard

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