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Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6121) - you deserved it (6556)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

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It's just a candy bar. That's not worth getting a ticket for! YDI

#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 5:55am by klovemachine

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Hahaha, WTF?

#2 - On 05/12/2012 at 5:55am by IIRoxieII

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