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Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18950) - you deserved it (5422)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

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I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.

#2 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:57pm by SkoomaKi

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You're not cool enough to be haunted op

#1 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:57pm by twifan1901

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