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Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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I can just tell you're a nosey person! :D

Shoot me now, it's for the best.

#8 - On 05/11/2012 at 12:46pm by SkoomaKi

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I know how you feel! It's the same thing that happens to me when I try to use a garbage bag as a condom;)

#16 - On 05/11/2012 at 12:58pm by perdix

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