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Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though.
Or at the very least, just dig having big enough tits to be remembered by.

#1 - On 04/27/2012 at 9:35am by plaguer

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BOOBIES. That is all. :)

#2 - On 04/27/2012 at 9:36am by stevenJB

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