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Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38583) - you deserved it (2885)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

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Oh hellll nah!

#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:50pm by dessyrae

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Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

#3 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:51pm by margie2194

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