Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42058) - you deserved it (3131)
On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States
jessica071509's life also sucksToday, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
monkeycannon7 also deserved itToday, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth.…
Oh hellll nah!
#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:50pm by dessyrae
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Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
#3 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:51pm by margie2194
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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