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Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11260) - you deserved it (17929)

On 04/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by rabbitoncocaine (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

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I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.

#2 - On 04/20/2012 at 5:28am by MrTittySprinkles

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Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?

#1 - On 04/20/2012 at 5:28am by taniamw

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