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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14258) - you deserved it (56300) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Hilarious

#1 - On 04/13/2012 at 11:27pm by honeycutt8729

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You should buy your daughter clothing anyway, tis a necessity!

#4 - On 04/13/2012 at 11:28pm by meggy590

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