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Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15548) - you deserved it (39336)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

#1 - On 04/11/2012 at 4:38pm by SkoomaKi

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Looks like you should go back to drywalling my friend.

#5 - On 04/11/2012 at 4:40pm by drgentlemn

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