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Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26313) - you deserved it (6011)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

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Shoulda checked it first

#2 - On 04/08/2012 at 2:17pm by redmane

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... Fried eggs?

#1 - On 04/08/2012 at 2:17pm by gntfmlingnow

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