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Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38417) - you deserved it (6523)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

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I wish small minds had small mouths.

#1 - On 04/06/2012 at 12:58pm by knsy

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I would have patted her face with the back of my hand

#2 - On 04/06/2012 at 12:59pm by hubla

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