Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

by woohoo420 / 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • No, it was the parakeet.

    #1 - On 04/04/2012 at 4:31pm by buck33

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  • Anyone who still thinks that marijuana isn't harmful need only read this FML.

    YES POTHEADS! COME AND GET ME, IDIOTS!

    #17 - On 04/04/2012 at 4:44pm by DocBastard

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