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Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
Anyone who still thinks that marijuana isn't harmful need only read this FML.
YES POTHEADS! COME AND GET ME, IDIOTS!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014