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Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21046) - you deserved it (1916)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Woman: Hello, this is the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry. Have I called you at a good time?
OP: Fuck you, I'm sleeping.
Woman: Excuse me?
OP: I SAID FUCK YOU!
Woman: Congratulations, you're now officially a nuisance.

#2 - On 04/04/2012 at 1:31pm by DocBastard

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Probably because "it's not her job to have a sense I humour"
Damn peoples

#1 - On 04/04/2012 at 1:30pm by old09

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