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Woman: Hello, this is the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry. Have I called you at a good time?
OP: Fuck you, I'm sleeping.
Woman: Excuse me?
OP: I SAID FUCK YOU!
Woman: Congratulations, you're now officially a nuisance.
Probably because "it's not her job to have a sense I humour"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.