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Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11271) - you deserved it (6770)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Take it all back. Consider it rent

#3 - On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am by MiSo_Delek

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That evil woman obviously has no heart. You should club her over the head 52 times, steal her diamonds, dig a hole in the backyard next to the deck with a spade, then shuffle out there and throw her in.

I think this deal will suit you well.

#20 - On 03/31/2012 at 12:56am by DocBastard

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