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Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24607) - you deserved it (2216)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

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Well, at least people can't say pics or it didn't happen.

#10 - On 03/30/2012 at 6:12am by ChaosAngel17

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Haha. A little camera flashing is nothing. If a guy came over to my house for marriage my parents would be like
"Aye aye aye aye Allahu akbar aye aye aye Get the falafel and bakhlava honey! We're riding camels tonight!"
Jk. Haha.

#18 - On 03/30/2012 at 6:42am by NoorFML

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