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Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15573) - you deserved it (1204)

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Bottled water is even worse...

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 2:11am by Eric77lv

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Well they do put Fluoride in the water which is a neural toxin (IE kills brain cells). Why do you think toothpaste says if swallowed contact poison control?

#4 - On 03/30/2012 at 2:19am by Kill_Kayt

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