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Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML


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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

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Grams is protective of her grandchild :)

#2 - On 03/29/2012 at 4:32pm by Doortje

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#13 - On 03/29/2012 at 4:37pm by idontknowyou123

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