Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
by Ringo McDingo / 03/26/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.
#3 - On 03/26/2012 at 5:57am by GRRSOM
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What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that
#2 - On 03/26/2012 at 5:56am by BunBunBabe
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