Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Did you make a toast on top of Ceasar's Palace in Vegas? Check for tigers.
#2 - On 03/26/2012 at 3:01am by br0ccoli
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I think there is WAY more to this
#3 - On 03/26/2012 at 3:01am by Alastrina
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