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Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21230) - you deserved it (1729)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Did you make a toast on top of Ceasar's Palace in Vegas? Check for tigers.

#2 - On 03/26/2012 at 3:01am by br0ccoli

See in context

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I think there is WAY more to this

#3 - On 03/26/2012 at 3:01am by Alastrina

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